asdfghjkl I WANT THIS.
“He (Rooney) will stay. He probably wants to leave for some reasons, but I believe he belongs to Manchester United, he belongs to Manchester United fans, he belongs to Old Trafford.”
“As a GorJess Spazzer, I’ll make sure cucumbers will cease to exist, practice how to do a dolphin squeal-like scream, sleep whenever there’s an opportunity; if there isn’t then resort to day dreaming, hold my chopsticks in very odd way, wear Abercrombie and Fitch as much as possible, and learn my English badly so I’ll receive scolding from my lovely Sica. <3”
—SONE’s Vow